If any, what are the positives of being a jerk?

Answer 1

Can't think of many positive things... but remember that jerks don't see themselves that way at all... ask one and they'll tell you how great they are. :)

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Answer 2

The uniqueness of jerkism is one that lives in the hallowed halls of memories. True once a jerk always a jerk but the wisdom to show how others are more jerky than you truely takes time and practice. So once a jerk always a jerk but Once a JERK always stupid.

Answer 3

none. I thought I could give a better answer but really there are none. Life is so much more pleasing when you learn to love others, even if they don't like you.
I guess the only advantage is it's easier to be a jerk than to have love for someone no matter what they think of you, but I guarantee you it's way less gratifying.

Answer 4

Being a jerk, one can Jerk around.

Answer 5

Being an old Army first Sgt, if one of my soldiers gave me a hard luck story about his family or dog being sick, I usually gave him time off to take care of his problems even though I would find out later, his family was well and he had no dog, but they were always with me when the chips were down.

Answer 6

In John Kerry's case it gets him attention . Most jerks don't have a clue they are jerks ; and never will .

Answer 7

being appealing to women (a lot of them are attracted to jerks for some reason)

Answer 8

I've never been able to bring myself to do it, but it seems very tempting sometimes to just say what I really think instead of being constantly polite.

Answer 9

The self-satisfaction of having some power. Only hting I can think of.

Answer 10

Ask Steve Martin...!