God help us if Hillary Clinton beomes president.
2007-02-01 14:51:54
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answered by Anonymous
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Yeah! Right on! Woo-hoo! Rhubarb! Rhubarb!
Bring on Comrade Clinton, Bolshevik Barack and Newsome, the one who screws his closest friends!!
We're ready to dive headlong into a full Communist Revolution that will make the rise of Hugo Chavez a mere historical afterthought. Then we can all bask in the people's republic of America!
Imagine! The world we could have...
Free health care! A minimum wage! A maximum wage! A 78% income tax rate! Malibu plowed under for public housing! No more evil corporations! No more new lifesaving drugs! No more rich people! No more poor people! Unrestricted abortion! No death penalty! Meat is murder - enjoy the Tofuburgers! No internal combustion engine - everyone rides their bike to work! Heating your home is history - you have blankets and sweaters from the old days! No air conditioning! The Fairness doctrine will ensure free speech by silencing dissent from the official media! No more toilet paper - use leaves you gathered around your home! Heck, no internal plumbing! No coal! No oil! No more religion, except Atheism and Islam, the only approved religions outside Communism! No more global warming! No more credit card debt! Free education! Class sizes no larger than 3! No competition! No Polack jokes! No jokes - unless, of course, they bash conservatives or white males in general!
*gasp* *gasp* *gasp*
Wait...this whole thiing reminds me of a quote from a kid's movie about a superhero family: "When everybody's super - no one will be."
The three you mentioned are anything but.
Remember, rich Liberals, when the socialist uptopia comes knocking, they will be looking for your money to pay for it. Liberal street cred will not be an allowed tax deduction. Well, easy come easy go...
Darth Serious
2007-02-02 01:25:01
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answered by the professional iconoclast 2
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You mean Gavin Newsome, the mayor of San Fran who just admitted to having an affair with the wife of his campaign manager? With friends like that, who needs enemies?
2007-02-02 00:25:01
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answered by Cinner 7
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I think Bill Clinton kicks ***. I"m ready for him to be back in the White House. I'd vote for any Clinton as long as it gets Bill back in Washington! Go Hillary!!
2007-02-01 22:49:56
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answered by JD 4
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The Dems will screw it up again - take 2004 for example. Bush had us in an illegal, expensive war that did nothing for terrorism (or our health care crisis). Who do we get - John Kerry!?!?
So Bush wins on "moral values" (which include torture, apparently). At least we don't have gays getting married, since that would surely be the end of civilization...
We could Obama up there and he'd get elected, but he isn't radical enough to win the primaries, where only the real extremists with agendas vote.
2007-02-01 22:45:36
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answered by Captain_Ahab_ 3
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No, yes, and no, in that order.
How about a third party? I mean seriously, everybody but Obama on that list is a horrible person.
2007-02-01 22:52:16
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answered by Jello Sheriff 1
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Yeah, vote Kucinich.
That's a sure win for Republicans.
Look, you can even buy Kucinich g-string panties online!
2007-02-01 22:49:08
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answered by Anonymous
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I sure am...
...ready to move to China. At least I know to expect socialism there.
2007-02-01 23:51:15
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answered by wrathinif 3
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There are other Democrat candidates better than them.
Kucinich for one. He's down to earth and for-real. He'll get things done.
Kucinich for President 2008. Go to http://kucinich.us/
2007-02-01 22:46:44
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answered by Nancy 6
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