my drinking, my overeating, my smoking, not making enough money, picking up loose Strumpets at the Bar ect...?
Just because we are married doesn't mean that she's got any say...!
Maybe I should lock her in the bathroom for several HOURS more often, THAT GET'S her Attention...usally...!
Or, should I just keep Backhanding her as usual?
Your Input is MUCH apriciated..., well not really..., but go ahead!
See if I care...
2007-02-01 14:15:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You allow your wife to talk? When did we start allowing that? Great, you let yours talk, and now they are all going to want to start talking. Thanks a lot. There goes my peace and quiet.
2007-02-01 14:20:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
D I V O R C E
or you can call the police (after you back hand her).
when the police come, tell them what she has done and how you have tried to correct her annoying behaviors... surely they will see things your way and they will want you to come with them and tell them all the details so that they can actually have your thoughts published.
(and who says ordinary people can't get 15 minutes of fame)...They will take your picture and request your autograph SEVERAL TIMES!
you might actually feel like a star.
If you back hand her like a real man should, you might even get a few write ups in the paper. Imagine you on the same page as the president and other headlines....
But that is not all, for your efforts,
your friends (the police) will give you limo service to a new place to live, along with some new jewelry (matching silver bracelets), a new wardrobe. When you get there, you will find fresh linen and catered meals. Since it is all free, you wont be judged by the amount of money that you make so you wont have to worry about anyone nagging you about that.
(I do have to warn you that your employer is going to be really jealous of all of the attention that you are getting from so many important people, so they will probably fire you. But dont worry, they people at your new home will like you so much that they wont want you to leave anyway)
Best of all, your wife wont be there to nag you.
I say call them now!
2007-02-01 22:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by kissmymiddlefinger 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need to grow up. Consider yourself lucky she is still there. If you backhand your wife, your a violent prick. What gives you the right to hurt someone that you are supposed to love? Let us know what you decide you want to be when you grow up. You can continue on you path, or you can be a real man and take care of your family. You sound like you have some issues with yourself, look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what kind of a person you are and what kind of a person you want to be. What kind of a husband do you want to be? Your wife obviously still cares about you or she wouldn't express her concerns, do you care about her opinion? Isn't marriage a two way street? You need to really look at yourself and ask what the He** you are doing.
2007-02-01 22:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by skkydreemer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI dude..
The best thing to do is to leave her alone for a week or two without telling her where you would go. Just let her feel her days without you around. If she is seeing another man, perhaps she would be happy to know that you'are away. If she loves you, she might lodge a police report or publish your face on the front page of the newspaper. Just be cool okay. We men ain't got nothing to lose...
2007-02-01 22:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I almost fell for this one. But just when my blood started to boil and my fingers were poised over the keyboard ready to send poison words in your direction, I realized that drunk, fat, looser wife-beaters can't spell "Strumpet," much less use it in a sentence. Plus the word "input." Now there's a business term. Nice touch, though, on "apreciated."
2007-02-01 22:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Rita 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Marriage means that you can advise your partner of things that may be harming them or the marriage. And locking her up and slapping her is abuse for which you can go to jail. Maybe you should divorce and you would be happier alone with no one to tell you anything.
2007-02-01 22:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by DESTINY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no offense but u really need to lighten up, go to a freekin marriage counslers or something, stop smoking, stop overeating (not healthy) and seriously dont over drink , AND YOUR WIFE HAS ALL OF THE SAY IN THE RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE MEN ARE PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-01 22:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by whitney b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
R u for real, I think you are just spining crap so you see how many people you can offend, have a nice day.
2007-02-01 22:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by xxmysticbutterflyxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back-handing? OH, That's Manly!
2007-02-01 22:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I usually sock my gal in the ribs lol. Naggin women are the worst creatures walking, they drive men to drink.
2007-02-01 22:27:22 · answer #10 · answered by godzillasagoodman 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you cant all u have to do is totally ignore her when she starts or take a drive, that will scare her and she will reduce the frequency. its encoded in their DNA nag gene
2007-02-01 22:23:22 · answer #11 · answered by uncrowned ruler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋