Tom Brady lived a nice, long happy life. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. He got to his house to find a regular one-story house with a battered Patriots flag hanging outside on a pole.
He looked down the street and saw a 3-story mansion with a blue-and-white driveway, Colts flags everywhere, and Colts towels in every window.
"God", Tom Brady asked, "I held many records and won many Super Bowls. Why does Peyton get a better house than I do?"
"Tom", God said, "You should be thankful that you got a house, because many people do not, and besides that is not Peyton's house, that's mine!!!!"
Source: my SS teacher
Go Colts!!!!!!! Win the Super Bowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-01 13:42:52 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Super_Colts_Fan♥ 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
you made that up yourself didnt you
2007-02-01 13:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by r8ers2002 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tom Brady will always be better than Peyton Manning. Tom Brady is a way better quarterback than him. Under pressure, Tom Brady will succeed and he is great at clutch, but Peyton Manning on the other hand chokes whenever he is undert pressure. Peyton Manning cannot win a Super Bowl, that is written by law. Tom Brady succeeded as a 6th round draft pick, and Peyton had to be the college star, 1st pick 1st round. WOW! Tom Brady succeeded with a team that had never won a Super Bowl before he came. He won the Patriots 3 rings out of nowhere. And here is a fact that you might not have known. Tom Brady is about 3 years younger than Peyton Manning, but about 3 rings richer and that will not change this year, because the Chicago Bears will be the 2006 Super Bowl XLI champions.
2007-02-01 22:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by ViVa La inDiA 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Actually the decorated house God lives in isn't adorned with Colts stuff, it's Saints stuff.
2007-02-07 01:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by #1 saints fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only problem is, gb, indy, and n.o. all are lacking of towels to hang in every window. that's a steelers joke aimed at whoever the underachieving poor soul that got talked into coaching the Brownies. Pitt has steeler banners and terrible towels from the windows
2007-02-07 15:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by unonome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny! I'll have to remember that one to tell to my friend who is a Colts fan. Go Colts!!
2007-02-01 22:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kathleen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke was originally a Packers Joke, making fun of Ditka's Bears.
But I like the fact that others can borrow from our jokes.
Enjoy!
2007-02-02 02:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Stuckart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it so hard to sign Cincinnati Bengals to contracts? Because it is hard to negotiate when you only get one phone call.
Why are Bengals license plates so much in demand?
They are the only ones actually made by the players.
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2007-02-01 23:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by off_icer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I've heard thet one a thousand times.
2007-02-01 21:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Emily C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why drag Brady into this? the guy has done a lot for his team
2007-02-02 11:38:51 · answer #9 · answered by Jim G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! it's funny. and Gooooooooo Colts!!!!!
2007-02-01 21:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Liya 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that many times - with many different teams and players.
Its getting kinda old!
2007-02-09 16:03:59 · answer #11 · answered by Jeff L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋