It's very durable string. I kept one end hanging out of my mouth and the other is sitting in my stomach. It should be coming out soon. She wants to know if she can tie each end to a different tree to see if it will suspend me. What do you think?
2007-02-01 13:21:55 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
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well..scientifically speaking, when the string has past through the south orifice and I am assuming it is long enough to tie around the tree, then we will have 2 supporting points for your body:
1- your mouth. I suggest hanging you so that your face is down. This will give mor support than your lower jaw.
2- your A **H**. now that can get very tricky and delicate to say the least. I recommend buying an A** plug, and pass the string through it. this will distribut the force around the hole and minimize the risk of rupture
Having said that, there are a couple of preparatory items to have a successful operation.
1- make sure the length is very well calculated. The small intestins are very long..20 some feet. Search Wikipedia to have an idea what that length could be, or ask your doctor.
2- when the string immerges from the south orifice wash it! you dont want to attract flies while you're on your unique hammack. Quivering is not recommended while in this position.
GOOD LUCK, let me know how it turned out...if you can still talk
2007-02-01 13:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband says the reason why there are so many crazy people out there is because the pollution level is so high and it has polluted the brains of so many out there..
I must admit that after reading your question I have to agree.
Where in heaven's name are you two from? What is polluting your world. You are both crazy. No Doubt about it. Get some help, you both need it or you will end up dead and she a murderess.
2007-02-01 13:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mari-Mari 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let her tie you to the tree and get back with me so I'll know what happens. That's was the smartest thing a human has EVER done.Enjoy hanging from a tree and TRY to avoid the birds pooping on you!
2007-02-01 13:25:24 · answer #3 · answered by ~fUnKyCoLdMeDiNa~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope. i think you will have to go with a light rope. not only might the string break, but being so thin, it could do some cutting in some sensitive areas during the time in which you are suspended.
try a light nylon rope - or maybe even a chain. that might work.
by the way, would you call this feat an oral-anal suspension?
2007-02-01 13:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by j_mang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once heard a story about a guy who had a string hanging out of his butt. He pulled the string and out popped a bouquet of flowers. His wife said, geez where did those come from. The guy said, I don't know, there's no card.
2007-02-01 13:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by stefanocurione 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either your wife loves torturing you, or she's lost her mind, or you pissed her off.. Or maybe all three, I don't honestly know, I'm 13, I don't have a wife and I hope not to have one for 7-9 more years! Have a nice day. No, seriously, I think she has a problem, mate.
2007-02-01 13:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by HawkEye™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG don't go to the bar anymore... why did your wife make you eat a long piece of string?
2007-02-01 13:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you want to become an entry in Fox's Book of Martyrs, ya lil' peckerhead.
2007-02-01 14:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately you are wrong & dumb.
The long string is going to cause a bowel obstruction or perforation.
Good luck with your experiment.
2007-02-01 13:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by Daiquiri Dream 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any soft tissue is gonna rip when that string straightens out and yeah kiss ur a** goodbye. whats that saying? from a**hole to breakfast
see u on the medical joke page
2007-02-01 14:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by mrs_haigh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋