I was thinking about giving him the day off, but he may not come back.
2007-02-01 13:02:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think he would enjoy a parade of pink flamingos in his honor. Oh yeah, and a bottle of scotch. It's a bit brisk out this time of year and the Gnomes are covetous of copious amount of alcohol. And none of that cheap stuff either!!!
2007-02-01 13:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A garden Gnomette.
2007-02-01 21:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Chevy Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a female garden gnome? this way when hes all alone outside he'll have some company..:)
2007-02-01 21:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by sweet_candy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might like a nice bath & a scarf for the cold weather if you are in the Northern Hemisphere...
2007-02-01 21:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little ceramic crack pipe. It must get boring just standing among the daisies all the time...
2007-02-01 21:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by shortcake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A flamingo or a duck for a pet. Probably depends if he likes pink or not =)
2007-02-01 21:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Kevlar vest to catch bullets before they hit him.
2007-02-01 21:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave mine a frog companion.
2007-02-01 21:06:29 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a paint job...he'll be eternally grateful.
2007-02-01 23:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by jidwg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're nuts
2007-02-01 21:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋