2007-02-01 11:33:40 · 23 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Every padded room I have ever awoke in has been chock full of Mexican Wrestlers, Horny Shemales, and Veterans of the Guam War.
I am sorry to hear that your experiences with LSD have been so limited. One day you will break the 4th wall.
2007-02-02 16:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a male, I hate shirts that's scratchy and can't even absorb sweat. It's just like wearing plastic. I also hate most jeans because they are so tight, heavy, uncomfortable, and restrict my movement. Particularly when I use tight belt too, every time I have flatulence or diarrhea, the effect becomes greater :(
2016-03-29 00:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but only once after a long weekend of wandering the streets proclaiming my greatness. For some reason, maybe it was the loudspeaker, people called the cops.
Then the cops refused to bow to their Sensei! I repeatedly told them "bow to your Sensei!" then I told them I would have to break the wrist and walk away.
2007-02-01 11:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are SOOOO lucky...my room wasn't padded and when I woke up I startled the unicorn and it chased me until I fell on the cold hard floor, bumping my head on the wall.
2007-02-01 11:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes only it was George Cloony in a thong o.0
2007-02-01 11:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't say that I have, but if I did a unicorn would be perfect company.
2007-02-01 11:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Cara Beth 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but a similar crazy situation happened to me. One morning I woke up yelling at everyone in the house, just to realize that there was no one there except my polar bear!
2007-02-01 14:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God that's a unicorn. I thought that I was being raped by the guard.
2007-02-01 17:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea, but it wasn't a unicorn. it was actually a dog with an ice cream cone glued to his head. then he morphed into a dragon and burnt the place down. that's how i got out of there
2007-02-01 11:38:44 · answer #9 · answered by somegirl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was you in the next cell over, wasn't it? I knew something was up when I started seeing zebras again!
2007-02-01 11:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋