Best Superbowl Joke ever!!!?
There was a classroom of first graders and the teacher asked who wanted to Colts to win the superbowl. All of the kids raised there hands but one little girl. The teacher asked "why did you want the Bears to and not the Colts"..."Beacause my parents want the Bears to win." Said the little girl. The teacher said "But all the other kids want the Colts to win. What if I told you your parents were idiots and morons?"...The little girl said "Then I'd be a Colts fan."
2007-02-01 11:24:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
precious.
Here's one for you...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
2007-02-01 11:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats ok, yet how about this one. okay to any blondes studying this i do not mean to be mean and that i have not something antagonistic to you i purely imagine it really is hilarious. ok so this guy takes his female friend to the tremendous Bowl, yet its the following first football sport. After the game he asks her how she loved it. She reported "i love the adult adult males with massive muscle tissues in tight pants, yet why were they killing one yet another over a 25 cents" The boyfriends provides the following a weird look and asks what she skill. She then says" properly before the game the flipped 1 / 4 and the a million team were given it. The for something else of the game each body grow to be yelling get the Quarter-again"
2016-12-03 08:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate the Broncos, but loved this one-liner. This is back when Denver and Atlanta met in the Super Bowl.
A friend of mine showed up for work one night and said that instead of watching the Super Bowl, he was going to watch Gone With The Wind. When I asked why, he said because either way Atlanta would get burned!
Screw them Broncs! Go CHIEFS!!!!
2007-02-01 12:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by ajthepoolman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
The Dallas Cowboys
2007-02-01 11:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by chrisdiazmusic2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny. But what was funny is that the Raiders at the beginning of the season thought that they had a chance.
lol!
2007-02-01 11:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by borracho111 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good not that funny but funny go colts :D
2007-02-01 11:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by Andy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame lame lamo
2007-02-01 11:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I received this email also....and thought it was GREAT!!! She is absolutely right!!
2007-02-01 12:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by teacher&mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great. Go BRONCOS.
2007-02-01 11:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by Flangina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOOOOOO!! ok its funny, but
GO COLTS!!!!!
2007-02-01 11:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋