First of all I am a "madame" and second of all they are not.
2007-02-01 11:03:15
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answered by Michelle 5
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Don`t you " Good Sir " me young man ! I want to know your measurements, Imagine you had no neck and no legs, O.K ?
Measure from where your neck was to your rear tail feather. Then measure from your back, down the side to where your leg should be. About what weight would you be without feathers and internal organs ?
I am having a garden party with a spit-roast next week, I was wondering if you would be interested in coming to it?
2007-02-01 20:37:29
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answered by Social Science Lady 7
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You must have been at Silverstone (F1 GP) the same day as I was, every one kept turning round and looking at this bloke, he was wearing a pair of shorts, but they had really wide legs and every time he sat down, his 'little fella' was saying 'hello' to every one so my son went and had a word with him and after a while he moved. ( This is absolutely true ). !! xx
2007-02-03 22:16:36
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answered by Sierra One 7
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Look Melvin, I've tried to get Gordon Brown to pull up his pants all day but he just won't so if you don't want to see them, you need to cast your eyes in another direction. I personally enjoy the view!
2007-02-01 19:03:18
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answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6
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Would you like some Grey Poupon?
2007-02-01 19:11:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Sorry about that i didnt realise my curtains were open and anyone was looking in.
2007-02-01 19:04:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Should I be insulted that you seem to need a monocle with which to see them?
2007-02-01 19:03:38
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't have any, so you must be referring to someone else. I am a cabbage patch doll.
2007-02-04 15:45:17
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answered by jammydodger 5
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ohh sorry i shall cover up lmao
2007-02-05 09:59:59
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answered by washerwoman 3
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Oh, dont mind him dear, his bits are always hangin' out!
2007-02-01 19:03:37
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answered by Anonymous
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