Because sitting around in my bathrobe drinking isn't as fufilling as one would think.
2007-02-01 10:44:01 · 10 answers · asked by Andrea B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about I come over and tickle you for a few hours.
2007-02-01 10:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if I can, but here goes nothing.
In most of the United States , there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below.
About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck, OK.
He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.
The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.
Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled, "Pull over!" The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.
Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.
2007-02-01 11:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gees, at least you've got a bathrobe, I have to sit in the sink when Im filling I think.
2007-02-01 11:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I will tell you something I did to a poor girl in Jr High School.
This girl who sat in front of me always wore flimsy type skirts or dresses and the back part would hang down the back of the seat so I got a safety pin from home and tied a string to it and lowered it down
the back of the chair then I hooked it on the edge of the skirt and
then gently pulled the pin up as far as I could without her feeling it and hooked it to the top of her sweater so when she got up the
whole back of her dress was lifted up so almost everybody saw
it before some girls in the hall backed her up to the wall and told her. Well I hope I cheered you up some.
2007-02-01 10:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go watch a Tom and Jerry cartoon and quit drinking. And don't take off the bathrobe. :>)
2007-02-01 10:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really? it works for me. ok, try putting on some good music and dancing. just make sure your shades are down. esp if your bathrobe is on. neighbors don't need a show. dancing cheers me up, but even if it doesn't work for you, thinking of random people dancing in their houses might cheer you up. feel better.
2007-02-01 10:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by mbs4174 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well put some music on and dance around the room
2007-02-01 10:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have a look at my blog and laugh at Baby Spice !
2007-02-01 10:46:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I must say you have a GREAT rack on you.
2007-02-01 10:53:11 · answer #9 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You just need to change to Jesus Juice Too!!!
2007-02-01 10:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋