Mine is cracked...
2007-02-01 10:43:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-02-01 10:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What is the world coming to when a perfectly good butt gets thrown away just because it's a little cracked?
Here's how to fix it:
Get a crap load (that is an imperial measurement) of putty and a spac-filler from your local hardware store.
Fill crack with putty and use the spac-filler to ensure an even finish
Warning: Puttying up your butt-crack can cause a back-up of crap and can result in Burst-head Syndrome (BHS). Please consult your doctor if problem persists.
Good luck!
2007-02-01 18:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hear the the Brazilian butt lift is quite popular, not sure if they can fix the crack tho
2007-02-01 18:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by CA DIVA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Butts R Us sells them at a fairly reasonable price.
2007-02-01 18:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by RIVER 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could try your local Buttsmith, they will fit you with an new custom made one while you wait. Butt be careful, the proprietor is a real hardass.
2007-02-01 19:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen cow tongue and sheep feet at the local grocery market, you might could get a pig butt there . . .
2007-02-01 18:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by J Candid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eBay
or
Butts R US
2007-02-01 18:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Butts R Us or Beyonce' looks like she could spare a bit.......
2007-02-01 18:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dr. 90210
2007-02-01 18:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I can fix that crack for ya! I have some experience in drywalling...
ooohhhh...
2007-02-01 18:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋