Ok,I am being attacked by 3 feet 2 inch tall man with a green suit,black shoes and a hat. He is going to attack me with a pot of gold that is on his hands.
So I said that: "Who wants to see my little friend?"
So I put my pants down and my underwear and than i Said:"This is my little friend. Little friend, say hi to this "(my weeiner).
And then George Bush(the Leprechaun) said: "Hello?" (confused,shocked and disgusted)
and than he said:"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! his #$### is peeing on me, AHHHHHHHH!!!"
So George Bush ran around and around like a sissy girl and he is melting like that witch from the wizard Leprechaun whom is George Bush.George Bush, say helllo to my little friendof Oz movie.
Then he yelled: "Ahhhhhhhh it burnsss. I melting, I melting, I melting, I melting, I melting, I melting,I melting!!!!!!!"
and then he melted into a puddle and than ME and my "little friend" lived happily ever after because i just had sex's with a lion.
So that made me and my "Little friend happy to
2007-02-01
09:50:56
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