Jokes, epithets, slurs, aphorisms and downright muck all welcome!
2007-02-01 09:41:41 · 24 answers · asked by mcfifi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio communication between a U.S. NAVY ship and Canadian authorities off the cost of Newfoundland, October 1995. Radio log released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95:
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse . . . Your call.
2007-02-01 09:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by gina 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
it fairly is purely like that when there's a interest in a contest which contain Cubs/Cardinals, enormously while the communities are so close at the same time. Cub followers return and forth all the way down to St. Louis, and Cardinal followers come to Wrigley besides.
2016-12-13 06:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by jeniffer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, okay, here's a cute story. My hubby had a bad migraine last night, so he had the heating pad out. He was feeling a bit better, and Rowdy was laying on the floor by the recliner, so he put the heating pad on Rowdy after he turned it off. Rowdy immediatley lay down and just didn't move. He was in poochie heaven, all stretched out with the heating pad on his bum, it was SO funny. Eventually it cooled off and he got up but it was quite funny to see the effect it had on him, since he is normally very fidgety.
How was that?
2007-02-01 09:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
normally I would´t tell these jokes but as the kid´s are in bed . Two brother´s just moved to a new village, their name´s were shut-up & manners, & every Sunday without fail they went to church, So Sunday morning came they got dressed and made there way to church . Half way down the road shut-up turns to manners & say´s oh! oh! I need to go for a sh--t , so he jump´s over a dyke & into a field . Shut-up makes his way to the church & is greated by the Minister,( PREIST) Oh! he said you are new here , what´s your name ? Shut-up , the Minister ( Preist) taken by surprise with his answer, asked again , whats your name ? Shut-up , good god man where´s your manner´s ? over the dyke having a sh--t ..
2007-02-01 10:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 good reasons to be glad your not an egg... 1.It takes 5 mins to get hard 2. You only get laid once 3. The only one that sits on your face is your mother
2007-02-01 09:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Clarity: The ability to be able to give directions without taking your hands out of your coat pocket.
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes went up my nose :)
2007-02-01 09:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by ♥sweet♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
2007-02-01 10:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by ladyface 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never marry a dwarf with learning difficulties - it's not big and it's not clever.
2007-02-01 09:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were some peanuts walking down the street.
One was assaulted
2007-02-01 09:45:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Muckity muck muck muck. You said it was okay.
2007-02-01 09:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋