Should i tell Amanda i've banned her, or let her have a gander and meander so long as someone fanned her?
2007-02-01 09:09:11 · 17 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Your pet yak you sent to iraq and he never came back because he went off the beaten track. What happened to your goat you sent off in a boat which was barely afloat with only a five pound note and no coat? A panda in Rwanda? Looks like you've damned her. Whether mammals or fishes, remember their wishes or they may send dava to Java without any cava.
2007-02-01 12:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Amanda,
Your owner is right, go to Ruanda just for a gander. You know, as a panda, the humidity in Ruanda will give you such dander, I say with much candour, you'll need Oil of Ulanda, and pasta of Nanda. While there, see Vanda, shes Italian, she'll give you a handa, Amanda you Panda.
Yours Sincerely Mum Mum
2007-02-01 11:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Amanda the Panda wants to move to Ruanda she could always have a gander or a dander or be rubbed down by a belt sander however you mustn't misunderstander if you want to saftely land her in Ruanda ;-)
2007-02-01 09:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
your request , could not be blander
Is this slander and propaganda ?
cuts no bandanna ,with your Amanda
is it any wonder,
she yearns to meander
that poor panda Amanda,
on to the veranda , in Rwanda.
Like a much Granda panda,
She will be fanned, by the oleander
sigh ---to- her very own stanza!
My dander!!!! let her go man !
>^,,^<
2007-02-01 09:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well i've got a Lion called Brian and he needs a shoulder to cry on...he'd gander with amanda and share a passander but I couldn't allow him to fan her!
2007-02-01 09:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by returnofkarlos 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Poor Amanda, let her go to Rwanda, buy an electric sander....none of us can stand her....
2007-02-01 09:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by Flossie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Boo-hoo she won`t survive without eating Bamboo.
2007-02-01 11:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely i continually concept it would be so wonderful to have a cow the size of a sheep and a cow the size of a kitten may well be even cuter...i do no longer think of they might desire to surely be made, yet i might like one :)
2016-12-17 07:25:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rwanda...yes.
2007-02-01 09:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just hand her a canned ham ...er, tell her not to stand until the plane lands.
2007-02-01 09:13:45 · answer #10 · answered by cubs_woo_cubs_woo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋