Peyton Manning , after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue, Orange & White sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a Bears towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few AFC Championships.
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Rex Grossman get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Rex's house, it's mine."
GO Bears!!!
2007-02-01 09:00:22 · 13 answers · asked by Indiana 3 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
despite not liking the bears, that was pretty good, the set-up was nice (although you could tell there would be a nicer bears-house, -- I could imagine God chuckling when he said that --so that was funny) and it's easily interchangable with other teams.
2007-02-01 09:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by Andy T 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :) on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today'' :) xxx
2016-03-29 00:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Try and remember how funny this joke was on Monday.
2007-02-01 09:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by Scottie Boy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have seen this before...Only they had Tom Brady and Peyton......
GO COLTS!
2007-02-01 09:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lame!
2007-02-01 09:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is the most played out joke i've heard in the past 6-7 years
2007-02-01 09:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by NASER™ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There goes 2 minutes of my life i'll never get back.....
2007-02-01 09:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!! Too bad you will be eating crow on Monday.
2007-02-01 09:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by bdough15 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats pretty funny. good joke
2007-02-01 09:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by minnesotabluerags 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its decent.
2007-02-01 09:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋