my sex hobbit that i've been keeping under the stairs? it's developed stockholm syndrome and has grown to like me, i want to take it to bingo but i can't trust it to wig out and call for help, what should i do?
2007-02-01 08:56:43 · 19 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is what you get for keeping the hobbit under the stairs.
2007-02-01 09:46:31 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give your hobbit a special item from you, let them adore it for a week or so, then take it back, make the hobbit promise to be good and in return it will get the special item when you are both back home.
2007-02-01 09:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't take it to bingo....? Just get it out every now and again for sex hobbit-ness and enjoy - don't run the risk of it embarrassing you at the local Gala!
2007-02-01 09:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Flossie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-02-01 09:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some therapy for your hobbit.
2007-02-01 08:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by Alexandriagal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's fine. You can always trust a hobbit.
2007-02-01 09:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, eliminate your enemies
Trust no one. Not even pets or shadows for i may be the shadow of Evil.
2007-02-01 09:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Tobie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust no one, not even your hobbit.
2007-02-01 09:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by jamie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start small, take it to a fast food drive through first and see how it behaves.
2007-02-01 09:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See a psychiatrist.
2007-02-01 09:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋