I think ive done something really wrong?

Question

Well what happened was, ive just been given a paul mckenna book and i sat mother brother Llama shadow and naughty father in a circle infront of me and i started waving a kitchen knife infront of their eyes to hypnotise them. I started reciting some of the words he says and their eyes started spinning and they were dribbling. This is usually quite normal so i sat down and rang a friend thinking it hadnt worked. And anyway, as i was talking on the phone I was giving her some advice about rubbing piles cream on her bum, when all of a sudden i turned round and they were all doing the konga with their hands up their bums! What can i do to stop this? My question is, has anyone got Paul McKennas phone number? sent

Answer 1

NOT AGAIN!!! Sad thing is you have a vivid imagination and possibly could do some creative writing but for a female you make me physically sick with your filthy mouth (mind you this one is milder than usual) You really repulse me and looks like many others who have answered you over the weeks feel the same. Someone should wash your mouth out with a strong detergent.

Answer 2

hi Dale, whether i'm a heterosexual myself, i'm hoping you're happy that i attempt to respond to your question. Be arranged nevertheless as you have some very unhelpful and offensive replies from some different subscribers. that's possibly to be which you're feeling responsible for being gay. the actuality which you perhaps 'gay' isn't your fault and you ought to no longer blame your self for it. that's only the way you're. this does not ought to electrify the way you reside your existence. inspite of the incontrovertible fact which you have been somewhat thoughtless and broken the regulation inasmuch which you had finished intercourse until eventually now you have been sixteen years previous, the criminal age for consulting adults to have intercourse in the united kingdom, irrespective of their sexual orientation. If the greater youthful guy you had intercourse with grew to become into additionally decrease than sixteen, or if he grew to become into over sixteen, he has additionally broken the regulation and in case you desire to do it lower back and he remains no longer sixteen, i ought to advise you against it until eventually he's sixteen as you may the two get into extreme hassle. in the adventure that your buddy is and grew to become into already sixteen on the time, because it grew to become into just some days until eventually now your sixteenth birthday and whether technically you have the two broken the regulation, i might have a tendency to maintain it to myself. what's the element of probable spoiling 2 youthful lives via fact of a few days. My different suggestion is to no longer bask in informal intercourse without secure practices. all of us be attentive to the hazards linked with this. additionally to no longer have intercourse with everyone decrease than sixteen. i'm hoping this has been of help to you. Poseidon

Answer 3

Say "look in my eyes, look in my eyes, not around my eyes, look in my eyes now you're back in the room" it works for that bloke on Little Britain, give it a try or just leave them. I expect they're quite funny to watch

Answer 4

Paul McKenna's number is 01234 5678910

Give him a call, he'll be able to hypnotise them back to normal... or as normal as they were!! teehee! good luck

Answer 5

Sounds like a laff. Now if you can make 'em do the ironing and the hoovering you'll be able to put your feet up.

Answer 6

Wow

Answer 7

The answer is simple - Get A Life!

Answer 8

click your fingers and say "your back in the room".. "wide awake"!
either that or send them out to do a job on a late night petrol station and live it large on the illicit takings ... lol

Answer 9

I didn't even bother to read it, rachel fletcher is back in town.

Answer 10

its sounds like you are being taken the piss out of!!

during this you just randomly think...i need to go on yahoo!!