Oh my god, I'm in middle school, and we're learning about puns. I can't think of any and that was our homework for the night... Do you have any good ones?
2007-02-01 08:16:43 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
“I couldn't stand to be without my legs.”
2007-02-01 08:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.
2007-02-01 16:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by Pink1967 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was job searching.
I went to apply as a grave digger. I said, "I could dig this job," but after a few weeks, I was buried with extra work.
I applied to work at a dentist's office, but he gave me the brush off.
I applied to clean floors at the TV station, but they could not hire me until sweeps week.
I applied to work as a cashier at the grocery store, but they were afraid that I would spend too much time checking out pretty girls.
I considered applying at the gas station, but I just could not get pumped up about it.
I thought about applying to work at the computer store, but I was too scared. I was afraid of getting a terminal disease.
I applied at the camera store. The interviewer asked me where I saw myself in five years. I said, "Let's just see what develops."
I did not get that job. The boss was afraid that my ignorance would be exposed.
2007-02-01 16:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Bob T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best time to go to the dentist is 2.30 (tooth hurty)
cattle rustlers have a tough job - cos the steaks are so high
badly cooked chicken tastes really fowl
2007-02-01 16:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋