wondering what you are going to do when you are retired? Here is some helpful information:
The Joy of Being Retired
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went
downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a "Nazi" .
He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating
Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20
minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.
I came downtown on the bus.....
and the car
that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
retired.
It's important to my health.
2007-02-01 05:46:33 · 5 answers · asked by Chef Bob 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
CHEF BOB, you need to get a life
your posts are non stop
go to the hospitals, they need retired candy stripers or something
you have TOO MUCH time on your hands
2007-02-01 07:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean by age, then I still have a long way to go. Even so, I don't plan to retire when I reach 65 years old. If you mean by financial security, then I am retired.
2007-02-01 05:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by jimmyct_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but so wrong. I am looking forward to retiring soon. Unfortunately, I'm only 27, so it doesn't look like I'll actually get to retire "soon".
2007-02-01 05:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no......... I did retire at 50 lasted 1 year when back to work I hated it.
2007-02-01 05:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AFTER RETIREMENT, YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY DOING ON LINE TRADING IN THE STOCKS. AND AT THE SAME TIME PARTICIPATING IN YAHOO QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
2007-02-01 05:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋