A Scottish man was at a baseball game.
It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run."
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.
The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scottish man, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run man, rrrun!"
Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scottish, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scottish man's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run -- he got four balls."
The Scottish man stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man... walk with pride!"
2007-02-01 05:37:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO! Cute!
2007-02-01 05:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Passing: D-Wade Scoring: Derrick Rose Shooter: Derrick Rose On-ball defender: D-Wade Leaping ability: Derrick Rose Overall: D-Wade D-Wade has much more basketball experience than D-Rose. He knows how to move the ball and he's VERY acrobatic.
2016-05-24 02:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT. hahahahahahehehehehehohohohoheeeeeeheeehaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahoooooooohooooooooosnort oops. LMAO big time
2007-02-01 05:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-02-01 05:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by tinkerbell24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny one!
2007-02-01 05:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huzza, huzza, huzza....that's a classic, dude!!!
2007-02-01 05:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh
2007-02-01 05:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-02-01 05:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ah-ight.
2007-02-01 05:42:54 · answer #9 · answered by wackadoo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's ok
2007-02-01 05:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋