In grade school during a test I dropped my pencil on the floor. I went to pick it up and accidentally f@rted really loud. The whole class was giggling for the rest of the test.
2007-02-01 05:09:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Lately?!! this lady at work... we were talking and due to the conversation we were having, she asked me "how old do you think I am".... honestly she looked 42 but I said 38 to be "nice" (so i thought), "I am 30!" she said. I wanted to die! She needs some botox... those wrinkles do make her older, that is if she was really 30.
2007-02-01 12:54:16
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answered by Stelaluna 2
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I have had so many that I couldn't list them all! But here's just one- When I was in grade school someone put a tack on my chair and I sat down on it and **** it hurt! but I refused to let them know it did so I sat through the whole class in major pain and when I got up I had this HUGE bloody spot on my pants so it looked like I was on my period!!!
2007-02-01 12:53:01
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answered by buffster06 5
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I pooped my pants at work. I had just gotten over the flu and, well, you get the gist. I had on tan pants, too. I was able to clean up but i had to throw my undies out. I tied my sweatshirt around my waist and went back to work till my hubby could bring me clean clothes. No one even asked me what was going on, TG!
2007-02-01 12:52:25
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answered by AKA FrogButt 7
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Tearing my pants completely off at a company softball game, going for a fly ball
2007-02-01 12:50:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Being at a party and having to go to the bathroom and coming out with my skirt stuck in my panties.
2007-02-01 12:51:23
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answered by Marenight 7
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Coming to work after I got super drunk at a company christmas party. Don't EVER do that, seriously, it's not worth it!
2007-02-01 12:52:59
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answered by My kids mom 2
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I laughed way too hard at a restaurant once... whoops... Oh yeah- what happened was a damp spot... ;-P
2007-02-01 12:53:56
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answered by boots&hank 5
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Getting caught boffing a hot Mexican woman. Caught by my wife's mother, that is.
2007-02-01 12:50:45
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answered by Anonymous
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falling down the risers in drama class...i guess i could have faked it since i was in drama!
2007-02-01 12:52:28
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answered by Anonymous
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