need some as a research topic for a world Lit class, please provide legit, common jokes from the region or afghanistan
thanks
2007-02-01 04:05:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
im not trying to be offensive, i just need some common jokes from the country, not ABOUT the country and the past issues.....like jokes that would be told in afghanistan
2007-02-01 04:18:33 · update #1
Some of these sites have mixed jokes, mostly afghani but there are a few from other countries.
http://www.afghan-web.com/culture/jokes.html
http://www.afghana.com/Entertainment/Jokes.htm
http://www.virtualafghans.com/fun/
http://www.afghanland.com/entertainment/jokeland.html
http://ahmed-mohammed.mindswap.net/Salam_Extremist.html
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Something interesting to read regarding Comedians in Afghanistan:
http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0223/p07s01-wosc.html
2007-02-01 04:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by DECEMBER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some TALIBAN ONE-LINER JOKES for today:
Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of **** in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of ****?
A: the bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat **** sandwiches?
A: they can't stand bread
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it
2007-02-01 04:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don Rumsfeld is giving President Bush the daily briefing.
Rumsfeld says "Mr Presdient, Im sorry to report that yesterday in Afghanistan, 8 Brazillian soldiers were killed."
Bush looks puzzled, and says "How many is a Brazillian?"
2007-02-01 04:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about the one where regardless to the situation they are still God's creation and we should all pray for them. They are all our brothers and sisters in the Lord and if we get together and pray for them, those bands of wickedness will be released from them. Regardless to who it is, let's not make joke at others expense. May God Bless U.
2007-02-01 04:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
osama bin laden was sitting in his cave when one of his aides came in and gave him a mobile phone, he thanked him and asked him if he could phone his brother in saudi arabia. this was done and the aide stood at the entrance of the cave where he heard osama say to his brother, my god, dont the boys blow up quickly these days.
2007-02-01 04:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by raymondrollo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/551142/posts#comment
i found some click on the link
2007-02-01 04:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by mixraceQT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.almostaproverb.com/
2007-02-01 04:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by niesy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here ya go http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=+AFGHANISTAN+jokes
2007-02-01 04:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by Nick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you serious?
2007-02-01 04:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋