Who would you vote for?

Question

It is time to elect a new leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Place your vote first & then scroll down to check who the candidates are
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


Pretty interesting, huh?

Answer 1

Hitler married Eva Braun days before he committed suicide so couldn't have cheated on her. In reality, although she was his mistress for several years, Hitler was very loyal to her. The only dalliance he had was with his niece who he virtually banished by sending her to Vienna before anything further could develop. Not only was he a vegetarian but he had an insane hatred of fish and whenever he visited anywhere all fish shops and market stalls were discreetly closed so the smell would not offend him.The 'drugs' he supposedly took were prescribed by doctors to treat him for Parkinson's disease which surfaced following the bomb plot in 1944.

As as being a 'decorated war hero' Hitler served as a runner in WWI carrying messages between officers. The stories of him being a 'hero' were invented by the Nazis and records were amended to make it appear that he had won the Iron Cross Class II and Class I. He achieved the rank of corporal more because of his administrative skills and because his duties carried that rank.

Hitler hated smoking and no-one was allowed to smoke in his presences except, I believe, Rudolf Hess who fled to Scotland in 1941.

Answer 2

Hitler had a personal physician and was getting shots of many drugs including heroin. It looks like to me, all three had some form of drug problems. In times of war, this probably is not uncommon.

Answer 3

You forgot to mention that Hitler was a heroin addict and he was never married but just "lived in sin" with his mistress.

ALL the facts are good when voting for someone.