The Pharmacist Lady walked into a drug store and told
the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist
asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The
lady then explained she needed it to poison her
husband. The pharmacist's eyes got wide and he said,
"Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You
can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into
her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
having dinner in a restaurant with the pharmacist's
wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and
replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a
prescription"
2007-02-01
02:52:26
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