I've made some mistakes, but they aren't always funny. In school I thought the molarity of acid was the morality of acid (boy, did that get me in trouble). But the worst reaction was when I mistook some Lebanese for Lesbians. What about you?
2007-02-01 00:11:37 · 9 answers · asked by dude 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Okay, an actually dyslexic student of mine (2nd grader) was making a poster to advertise Summer Safety Rules. I still keep his on my refrigerator because it was SOOOOO funny!!
"The number 1 safety rule of all time: Never leave your dick in the road."
After a small amount of shocked silence, I realized he meant "Never leave your BIKE in the road".
However, the way he wrote it is pretty important, as well. Hee hee!
2007-02-07 14:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jaye 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny Dyslexic
2016-12-15 07:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by riddle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does learning sign language count? Some very different things are very similar in hand position. IE: Lunch and Lesbian, Pizza and p*ssy. I go tell my female boss that I'm going to lesbian at noon instead of lunch. I ask a female coworker for a piece of p*ssy instead of pizza. Thank GOD she laughed her butt off and didn't haul me down to HR. Truly embarassing when you have dyslexic sign language. :)
2007-02-01 00:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
In chemistry class I said "intoxication" instead of "oxidation" while explaining an experiment. A male friend mentioned in his business lecture "sex stance" instead of "sixth stance" to a room full of mostly female excutives.
2007-02-04 23:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by miladybc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I thought my female friend was inviting me to go to marital arts class with her instead of martial arts.
Let's just say I was dressed completely inappropriately for the lesson.
2007-02-01 00:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I once offered an ederly uncle a glass of F*cks Bizz, instead of Bucks Fizz. He looked at me rather oddly, I can tell you!!
2007-02-01 00:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by catfish 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Only the other day, my Mum thought a sign read "Cleaning D***S" (the male appendage), when the sign actually read "Cleaning Discs".
2007-02-08 00:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by LEEANE G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A girl in my class tried to say organism and said orgasm.
2007-02-01 00:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by nease174 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Truly, I don't remember! But your answers were waaaay much fun!!!!
I'm in tears!!! Thanks for making my day...
2007-02-06 09:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by Ariale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋