To impress the ladies at the swimming pool - tissue paper and socks both go soggy and fall out.
Everyone knows having a big bulge makes the ladies want you... what should I use? Sausages, maybe? That way if a bit fell out it would look like the real thing...
2007-01-31 23:07:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
How about a huge co(k? Or maybe a Jessica Rabbit. Failing that, one of the new Mercedes C class Saloons should do the trick.
2007-01-31 23:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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What should I stuff down my pants?
To impress the ladies at the swimming pool - tissue paper and socks both go soggy and fall out.
Everyone knows having a big bulge makes the ladies want you... what should I use? Sausages, maybe? That way if a bit fell out it would look like the real thing...
2015-08-23 06:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by Caril 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - you're a very naughty boy! Don't use a sausage - if it fell out women would run away from you screaming and you don't want that...you want them running TOWARDS you and screaming! How about cotton wool? When that's damp it sticks together really well and is quite compact and to be on the safe side you could put it in a small polythene bag and THEN inside your trunks! God I'm full of good ideas me!
2007-01-31 23:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by long_luscious_lashes 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well to show something off in your Swim wear I would presume you would have to be wearing Spedo's and trust me no amount of sausage down there would impress a women if you are wearing spedo's!!!!!
They should be left to the professionals only as they are disgusting!!
2007-01-31 23:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your brains? Although the bulge might not be too big? How has it worked with the ladies when wads of toilet paper fall out of your speedo at the pool?
Good luck ladykiller
R
2007-01-31 23:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by ray 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sausage? we must be talking Linda McCartney? Well they are frozen my freind and no longer on offer! Best thing is a can of Pepsi, that's girth!
2007-01-31 23:29:23 · answer #6 · answered by barrybumhole 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you think that's what it takes to win over a lady, then you are the epitome of crudeness and immaturity.
Don't flatter yourself, they're not looking at you, neither are they interested.
The best thing I can tell you to stuff down your pants is your shirt tail. Growing up would be a good thing for you to do.
2007-01-31 23:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by C J 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A courgette wrapped in aluminium foil-that is,as long as you don't have to go through a metal detector!!
Eeep...been watching Spinal Tap too much!
2007-01-31 23:13:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Polystyrene chips. Also doubles as a flotation device.
2007-01-31 23:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Caribou moultings
2007-01-31 23:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by Boofie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋