He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?
"He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the African hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He discovers that they are exactly the same as the rest. "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government employee, so he comes in,
signs the register and then goes home to sleep."
2007-01-31 22:50:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Ha! That is brilliant, thanks for the laugh!
Here's another:
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree.
Holding a sword to her throat, he said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket, pulled out a .44 magnum, pointed it at him and said,
"No, you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
2007-01-31 23:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Haha...funny!
2007-02-05 12:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Sometimes reality is so unbelievable that it becomes funny. Kepp up your sense of humour.
2007-02-01 03:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one, it sounds just like our country, that does.
2007-02-01 20:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by stevieboy69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it remains one of may Favourite Jokes 4 eva!!! lol
2007-02-02 08:31:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol have a star
2016-05-24 01:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Claire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is excellent
2007-02-01 00:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by SAgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny :) ha ha ! too true I must say
2007-02-01 22:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! that was terrible
2007-02-01 03:00:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Really really good.
2007-02-02 07:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by sins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋