2007-01-31 22:46:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anchor Cranker 4 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
I hope you know you can't really argue with a woman and win...
The wife and I were havin' a bit of a spat over ridiculous things as usual. She HAS to have something done, and done right now. Of course I'm either busy doing one of her other tasks requested (usually long overdue, because, well...I'm a guy and that happens sometimes...I admit it.) or I'm trying to "take a rest". Anyway, I was informed that I needed to get it done...RIGHT NOW. I simply told her to put my pants on. She says to me, "You know I can't fit into your pants." I said, "That's right. I wear the pants."
I know, this sounds so chauvanistic, and I don't normally say anything like that, but believe me, I get my just rewards for this.
Anyhow, this goes on all weekend and the same conversation results over a total of 3 things. AND, since she hasn't had a reply yet, I figure, I got this battle won. Woohoo, I'm the man!
Finally, it's Sunday, night. No more arguments, everyone is getting along just fine, I'm feelin' a little bit "in the mood". So, I try to put "the moves" on the wife...as I think I'm being so charming...she smiles, sits up in bed and says to me...
"Honey, put my panties on."
I'm like, "What?"
She says, "Go ahead and put my panties on."
I'm thinking she's lost her mind, I'm not puttin' those things on, besides they'll never fit. So I simply told her, "Look, you know I can't get into your panties."
She says, "That's right, and you won't either until you change your attitude."
Ahhhh...touche`!!!
2007-01-31 23:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really going into detail about my personal life but I got "revenge" if you want to call it that, on the person that deserved it. He only served 2 months but he has to register if that gives you an idea. The only sad part is my daughter is scared for life by her own family member. In the end I said what had to be said and so did he " I did it, I'm sorry, I want to move on." I will tell you the judge didn't like his statement. Nor the family that was supporting him. It happens, I don't take kindly to anyone messing with my children. I think I have proved that I don't care who you are!!!
2007-02-01 06:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think us women are by no means the weaker sex.
Instead of bounding in guns blazing a woman will go away lick her wounds and weigh up a situation. Crafty, cunning revenge is much sweeter than a spare of the moment action, especially if we have been hurt badly.
I personally think revenge is a dish best served 'cold' - let the bastard think they've got away with 'it' and then pounce!!!
lol
2007-02-01 09:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by EMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
paybacks are not always a ' B *** CH ' women are better at stealth and revenge - I have seen it first hand. I learned first from my mother. Now I am very effective myself so paybacks are not always a B*****CH
I do not give away my secrets of revenge but will say one thing - F****K them but dont show your C*****K - the best revenge is when they have no idea who it came from and I know how to do that really well now
2007-02-01 13:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are naturally agressive. They are just better at hiding it than men.
2007-02-01 07:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋