My neighbour (not the usual one) has been throwing things like shoes, bags, clothes and pots and stuff in my garden all morning. I shouted over the fence to him to stop an he said 'your neighbour said you were an easy neighbour....so i thought i'd move in with you'.....
I've locked him in the shed now but what should i do with him. He's making such a noise and i'm worried about those police with the white uniforms coming again!
2007-01-31 21:58:56 · 22 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh no....line 4 should have said 'an easy neighbour to get on with' lol!
2007-01-31 21:59:50 · update #1
i can't help you this time because i having been throwing all my stuff into the next door neighbours garden as well unfortunately most of it has landed in her bush. She is not very happy about it
2007-02-01 00:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope it's not too late. First thing if u have water gun in the house, load it up with Kool Aid, grape flavor or if possible any other blue color and spray on the white uniforms, that way they'll be eliminated and less threat. As for police, u can throw some donuts in his garden, they'll be distracted too. Now as for the real guy...u can simply have bar b q. Just refer to Hannibal Lecter's Kitchen on hanniballecterkitchen.com. Enjoy!
2007-01-31 22:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quietly move the rwst of his stuff to your house and your stuff into his house while he's locked in the shed. When you let him out it will confuse the bejesus out of him and it will also mean that you've got away from your other neighbour.
There's nothing wrong with being an easy neighbour... wish I had one!!!
2007-01-31 22:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you plan to keep him locked in the shed...you need to inform him that he is expected to pay rent....make him a cup of warm tea...with some kind of sedative in it....when he's knocked out...go ahead and call those white jacket guys yourself...they are probably already looking for him and who knows...there just might be a reward!
2007-01-31 22:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by emotional blonde 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell the one in the shed you will let him out if he puts on a dress. give his clothes to the other neighbour make him wear them..for saying you was easy, lock them both in the shed and have kit kat..!
2007-01-31 22:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sell his belongings, buy some petrol, set the shed alight and let the fire brigade deal with him. Try to steal one of the white uniforms too. I have an idea ;)
2007-02-01 00:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him a cup of tea and and a pack of chocey di's that should keep him quite for a bit while you think of a long term solution.
2007-01-31 22:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by Dazman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
anythings i write here can not be used in the law of the court
even he do not have noise today the police will still come tomorrow
2007-01-31 22:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by kimht 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
KEEP HIM LOCKED UP!
the man looks crazy, girl!
just throw away the key...and blame it on somebody else!
2007-01-31 22:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now set fire to the shed. Works for me every time.
2007-01-31 22:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋