Once, a gay man went to Heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to Hell! But follow me, we're almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self-control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to Hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to Hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the Devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his *** of. "Why is it so goddamn cold down here?" Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" the Devil replied.
2007-01-31 21:33:27 · 25 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. I'm laughing my guts out.
2. Nothing special, heard it b4.
3. Not funny.
4. Very mean.
5. Gimme more J.
2007-01-31 21:34:47 · update #1
j.h. Name the place and time honey. lol.
2007-01-31 21:38:37 · update #2
I didnt make it up.
got it off askmen.com
2007-01-31 21:52:33 · update #3
1..... lol!! Gosh, Pulling a fast one on the Devil!!
2007-01-31 21:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2007-01-31 21:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by Kalooka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 & 5
2007-01-31 21:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by luck fest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a time joke. Meaning, I will laugh when I have time. Seriously, it was cute. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give it a 7
2016-05-24 01:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
Ha
2007-01-31 21:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot
6. that was lame
7. dont give up your day job
8. I want a refund
9. Survey says XXX
10. the gays called and told me to warn you to watch your
a $$. lmao
2007-01-31 21:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by daizzddre 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard before
2007-01-31 21:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by saddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of above but its not so bad..where there no ladies who could bend down for firewood instead?
2007-01-31 21:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by smart_eluh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6. none of the above.
It's ok. Nothing special.
2007-01-31 21:37:41 · answer #9 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely crude
but I chuckled!
2007-01-31 21:57:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋