There were these two Canadians vacationing in Mississippi. On the highway they pass a sign that says you are now entering Cashinaflash. The two get into a fight about how to pronounce it as they decide to stop for lunch.
They walk into a resteaunt and go up to the blond cashier and say, "Before we order I want you to slowly pronounce the name of this place." The blond leans over the counter and says, "Buuurrr-guurrr Kiiiinnnggg."
2007-01-31 18:48:08 · 14 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Kelly Bundy can appreciate that one .
2007-01-31 18:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A Newfie went to Spain; he didn't speak spanish but was told if he spoke slowly he would be understood. He went to a bar and said "caann III haavve aa Beeeerrr pleeeaasse?" The bartender said "wheerrre aarrre yoouu frooommm?" The Newfie said "Coorrrnnnerrr Brrooookk Neewwffoouuunnnddllaanndd."
The bartender said "Thunderin' Jaysis bye! I'm from St. Johns! What are we doin' speakin' spanish?"
2007-01-31 19:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This blonde here, leans over ands says, Leeeeeeve theeeee Canaaaaadians ouuuuut oooof thiiiiis" No one is stupid enough to vacation is Mississippi except us Americans!
2007-01-31 19:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by Wori67 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Canadians are Americans. NOt U.S. citzens, but North Americans.
2007-01-31 19:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it I got to remember that one LOL
2007-01-31 18:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, thassa' blonde.
Two blondes are walking down the street. One finds a 'compact' with a mirror in it. Opening it, she says, "o my god, I know this person!" Her friend says, "let me see that . . . you stupid, it's ME!"
2007-01-31 18:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute.
2007-01-31 18:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tater you never cease to amuse me...
2007-01-31 18:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe micheal jackson
2007-01-31 18:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by Artist Formally Known As Prince 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-01-31 18:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋