such as cleaning out the gutters and massacring your enemies with lead pipes and barbed wire knuckles ((a variation of brass knuckles, made from barbed wire))
my flamingos wear pink and black bandannas
2007-01-31 18:40:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
All the time, and boy can they slam down the booze. When I used to own a bait shop, they loved working for me. If they did a good job and left no evidence I let them wade around in the bait tanks after I closed.
2007-01-31 18:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only hire penguins to tap dance at my social events. And yes, boring but true, they wear tuxedos and top hats and the lead tap dancer has a little cane that he swings around. (I got the idea form Mary Poppins). I hire flamingo's as back up singers. my favourite is the group who calls themselves the flaming -ingo's.
2007-02-01 02:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-02-01 02:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by jare bare 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would hire penguins, but flamingos are too vain and conceited to do any dirty work.
2007-02-01 02:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by Ape Ape Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just hire a bunch of fencejumpers for like a nickel an hour.
2007-02-01 02:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
flamingos are not very efficient laborers, but if you sew some jetpacks into their ears, that might make them more awesomer
2007-02-04 20:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what is theri hourly rate??? Or is it a set price by job?
2007-02-01 02:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by Caiman94941 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As seldom as it's required, I prefer to gird my loins and do it myself.
2007-02-01 02:44:37 · answer #8 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I already have a ninja and a midget that do that for me.
2007-02-01 02:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by Colt Seavers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes.
2007-02-01 02:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋