One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again
2007-01-31 17:59:49 · 10 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thats a good one a big LOL from everyone in my office
2007-01-31 19:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to apologize for the starving Pygmies.
2007-02-01 02:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by buddy leight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tater you toss the little lady's salad!!
2007-02-01 03:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS FUNNY
2007-02-01 02:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care who you are..that's funny!
2007-02-01 02:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
2007-02-01 02:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...GOOD ONE.
2007-02-01 03:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooh sh*t!
2007-02-01 02:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by Sherluck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-02-01 02:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...............that's good
2007-02-01 02:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by ladybug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋