Would you rather 1 not wash your body for a year or 2 every meal you eat all year is cooked by a dirty person?

Question

You can't swim, get sprayed by a hose, play in the rain, or anything else WITH THE INTENTION to clean yourself. You can still surf or swim if you want, you just can't shower afterwards. On the other hand every meal that you eat is cooked by a dirty person. You don't know who this person is or what they do, but you know they are dirty. As if someone on the show "Dirty Jobs" just got off work, cooked a delicious meal, the went home to take a shower. They might work in the sewer, landfill, farm, whatever.

Answer 1

uhhh can i say neither

Answer 2

I would not wash myself first, besides I surf alot so at least you get the smell and crud off yourself in a sort of way but to let some scurf ball cook your food....gross!

Answer 3

well if i could swim, without the intention of cleaning myself, then i would def choose that becos you would get cleaner a bit anyway, just gettin the sweat and stuff away from ya.

Answer 4

I choose not to wash my body - my own dirt I can deal with, but the thought of someone else who is dirty preparing my food ... ugh ! Would make me ill, and I wouldn't even be able to wash the vomit off ! double ugh !

Answer 5

I will have daily showers with the cook

Answer 6

what? you're asking me if I'd rather not clean myself for a year or eat at McDonalds?

Answer 7

first of all, is this a rhetorical question?

second, i would not wash, i would just 'swim' in a large bathtub

Answer 8

Torture either way...

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Answer 9

I'd rather stop eating.

Answer 10

I'm sick after reading this and can't begin to choose either one!!!!!!!!