I guess I'm just in one of those moods. Humor me. Ah ha ha ha ha ha
2007-01-31 15:41:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Here's a couple:
It's always difficult to bring sad news, but I thought you should know:
Today, there was a great loss in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible was that they had trouble keeping his body in the casket.
They'd put his left leg in and... well, you know the rest.
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TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
2007-02-05 22:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by VelvetRose 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a guy walks right into a bar OOOUCH OR is that a banana on your pcket or are you purely extremely joyful to confirm me wana hear a realy solid comic tale YOU or perhaps wow you seem to be a million money ALL eco-friendly &CRINKLY I FANCY YOU for the grand nationwide identity definatly **** you UP WITH A BASE BALL BAT. weyhey identity f**ok you yet you couldnt tell anybody & you ought to ought to have 5 million funds. desire those cheer you up bud. i'm hoping there corny eneugh. going to sleep now byeeeeeee.
2016-12-03 07:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's red and sits in a corner? A naughty strawberry!
What do you call a guy with a spade in his head? Doug!
What do you call a guy without a spade in his head? Douglas!
What's green and will kill you if it falls out a tree? A snooker table!
2007-01-31 15:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mole family was climbing out of their hole ( mother, father and baby ),and the baby in the back asks the father,"What's that smell daddy". The father in reply says" Don't worry about it son, it's only MOLE ASSES!
Please don't tell anyone you heard it from me.
2007-01-31 21:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked for corny...
Two corn cobs were walking down the street. One cob noticed that they were being followed everywhere they went. He turned to the other cob and said, "Don't look now, but I think we have a stalker!"
2007-01-31 15:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by java girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud.
Can't get much more corny than that!
2007-01-31 15:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: He was dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: He committed suicide, he couldn't stand the peer
pressure.
2007-02-05 14:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much is that hound dog in the window,
The one with the basketball nose on his face?
They call it a basketball nose 'cause
It dribbles all over the place.
where do you get that "dragon milk"?
--Well, you get it from a cow with short legs..
2007-01-31 15:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Crash 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2007-02-01 12:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two gold fish on a gold fish bowl...one looks at the other and says...."get out of my life and stay out"....
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2007-01-31 15:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by -------- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋