what is most effective method of weather out a full moon?

Answer 1

Most Effective ways to weather out a Full Moon:

1.) Keep your meat in a freezer, and keep the freezer door
shut tight. Wolves can smell meat a long way off.

2.) If Vacuum Cleaner Salesmen knock on your door, do not
let them in the house. Same goes for Encyclopedia Salesmen and Mormon Evangelists who drop by unexpectedly.

3.) Wear White clothes all day, and all night so you can see
yourself in the mirror.

4.) Do not go outside where the crazies are.

5.) Pass on invitations to go get a beer at the local pub.

6.) Do not purchase Lotto Tickets this day. Chances are good
you won't win.

7.) Do not slice, chop, fry, steam, or broil meat this day. Eat
and handle veggies only. Wolves have extra sensitive sense of
smell.

8.) Cancel your trip to the Dentist. You never know what is in that needle.

9.) If it is absolutely necessary to go outside for some reason,
wear a big cross on a lanyard around your neck. Praise the
Lord out loud every few minutes, and recite the Lord's Prayer
every time the chills run up and down your spine.

10.) Eat lots of garlic on your food when ever there is a full moon. Place a few crushed cloves of garlic in your pants pocket, blouse or coat pocket. Carry a cane as if it is necessary for you
to use in walking. Canes make good self defense weapons.
With garlic, a cross, and a cane you are about 3 up on most crazies. Remember to keep chanting "Praise the Lord," and
"Amen to that brother."

Answer 2

Blow lots and lots of bubbles. Then get a blue rabbit and chase yourself around until it means something, which it sure doesn't now.

Blessed be...

Answer 3

I can't make heads or tails out this one, buddy!