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My ex-friend has been being a douche bag for so long and he has tried to go behind my brotherd and my best friends backs with their girlfriends he almost attemped to rape a girl I have been friends with for 6 years, he keyed a friend of mines car, he lied about so many things that he has done to people and he blamed some of his "pranks" on me, he lied to my parents, he threatened to fight me for no reason, he threw pennies at my car and they scratched that paint, he threw a pumpkin through my best friends dad's rear windshield, his parents found boozr in his room and he said he was holding it for me and his parents called mine and they took my car away for a month which caused me to get fired from my weekend job, and he created a fake schoolnotes account in his name and then blamed it on me and i almost got expelled,the list goes on and on and I have a few revenge ideas but i could use a few more to chose from.

2007-01-31 14:41:07 · 3 answers · asked by Kyle W 1 in Family & Relationships Friends

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Go to your local Napa store and aquire yourself a can of paint stripper...find that bastard's vehicle and have at it......The old mystery stench in the vehicle is a classic...use anything from canned cat food to dog doo to people doo or the stinky item of your fancy........take it to another level and play the lengthy, elaborate "secret admirer" scam on him, totally set him up for a huge decimation...it's work, but well worth the effort...don't forget to spread a few rumors about his lack of personal hygine and venerial diseases.....and lastly, anonymously report him to some federal agency that will have him prompty investigated, be it the IRS or Immigration...or National Security....say he's a terrorist, plant some incriminating things in his room....have fun!

2007-01-31 14:58:07 · answer #1 · answered by HRM Queen Victoria 1 · 0 0

boy, ur in a vindictive mood :]
ok first off, make sure no one is looking, when no one is you egg all the crap in his room but to save some money you can just teepee it. You can go around making rumors about him. You can jump him. uhmmm yeah.. i'm no a revengeful person.. i pretty much got nothing.. or you can just do nothing cuhz there's a little thing called karma [;

2007-01-31 15:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kat 2 · 0 0

sweetheart, you don't need to do anything to this jerk, he's ruining his own life fast enough. and if he keeps going the way he's going now, he'll be in police custody before long.
totally ignore him, stay away from any area where he is, basically have no contact with him whatsoever.
I wish you the Best

2007-01-31 15:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by atiana 6 · 0 0

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