2007-01-31 14:22:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Humor, guys, humor! LOL! you all are always so serious!
2007-01-31 14:40:42 · update #1
tinker haven't you seen what kinds of things some 50 year old college professors say? some of them never grow up.
2007-01-31 14:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by sociald 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋
I'm sure you realize that liberals feel the same way about you, right? Would you like to wait to vote until you're 30 or so?
2007-01-31 22:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
If you raise the voting age, the kids you send of to fake wars to be killed or maimed won't even be old enough to vote.
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you should have said you were looking for humor. I would have included this joke:
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Four hundred and sixty-two:
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb,
Twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,
Sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,
Thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,
Fifty-three to design a blockgrant so the states can change the bulb,
Forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and
two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet
2007-01-31 22:27:26 · answer #3 · answered by truth seeker 7 · 10⤊ 2⤋
That wouldn't work. The more grown up someone is the more likely they are to become liberal. It's the ones who never grow up that are usually conservatives.
2007-01-31 22:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
If only the solution was that easy, but its not. Instead we should give them some life experience. Send them to Iraq or North Korea and let them learn what its like to live in an opressed society. They will be new people when they get back. They will realize war is neccessary even though it is unpleasant. They will realize freedoms of life and of speech(Which liberals sooooo dearly love) aren't offered to all in this world and have to be fought for by the noble. America is the superpower and should be the judge,jury,and punisher of those countries who dont honor the rights of their citizens.
2007-01-31 22:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Republican4President!!! 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
it should be 21.
if they are going to vote like their brains are pickeled in alcohol, then they should have the excuse of being legally drunk.
and thats no joke.
and thats a memo
2007-01-31 23:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would just be nice if Call me Ishmael would grow up and quit playing with himself. He is a sick little boy...
2007-02-01 01:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are many conservatives who have maturity issues as well.
2007-01-31 22:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by brian2412 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What a very mature question. I certainly do wish we could *all* be that mature. Uh... no.
2007-01-31 22:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Vaughn 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
If you are old enough to die for your country you are old enough to decide who sends you there.
2007-01-31 22:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by smedrik 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋