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2007-01-31 14:15:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

17 answers

A Shiite disguise,a bible,some holy water a Sig sauer (in pieces of course) bullets, a butterfinger,and the holy hand grenade of Antioch (from Monty Python of course) Oh and one picture of Tammy Faye Baker. In case no one recognizes you as a US citizen.

2007-01-31 14:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, the entire DNC, the ACLU, Cindy Sheehan, Alan Combs, the CNN News Organization, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, PETA, the SAG, and all the nuclear waste you can carry. Stay as long as you like with your "new friends. "

GOD BLESS THE USA!!!

2007-01-31 23:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 1 0

A lead suit for the fall out. How long do think the Israels are going to wait.

2007-01-31 22:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sgt 524 5 · 2 0

A bible, take out life insurance before you go and pray you make it back to your loved ones. My advise to you is stay in your own country for the time being. Also make out your will.

2007-01-31 22:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by glamour04111 7 · 2 0

A Syrian passport.

2007-01-31 22:43:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Take some ID and maybe a toe tag.

2007-01-31 22:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by rosi l 5 · 1 0

Lets see, well, i'd want a hair brush....a suitcase full of tolet paper....and a solid steel neck tie

2007-01-31 22:35:50 · answer #7 · answered by lifepathlight 1 · 1 0

A get of jail free card.

2007-01-31 23:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by mirolovichj 2 · 2 0

A LOT of life insurance. A WHOLE LOT of life insurance. Don't worry about taking any clothes, you won't survive long enough to change.

2007-01-31 22:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 5 2

U need 2 take Jesus, God bless you!

2007-01-31 22:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by lovely 4 · 1 0

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