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Just wondering...

2007-01-31 12:05:53 · 21 answers · asked by Monkey Boy 3 in Politics & Government Politics

21 answers

We found the missing link between humans and Republicans!

2007-01-31 12:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

In short, yes. And John Kerry is a zombie. He died in Vietnam, and was brought back to life to later marry a loud mouth crazy heiress to sabotauge the Democrats in the 04 race, so Bush could screw us by allowing terrorists to crash planes on American soil to in turn have a good excuse to bring in the Homeland Security Bill and slowly take away our rights one by one. And there you have it. Mabey there are a few flaws in the timeline, but I didn't mention the flux capacitor

2007-01-31 20:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by Azalea 4 · 1 1

Of course not. Chimpanzees are MUCH smarter than Bush! :)

2007-01-31 20:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

This is a silly question, however - I have heard that from many out there who seem to think he resembles a chimp. I guess he does a little bit but he's not that smart! chimps are pretty smart and this guy is missing quite a few marbles!

2007-01-31 20:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by liberalthinktank 3 · 2 0

Yes, he is a Chimp and he gives Chimpanzee's a bad name.

2007-01-31 20:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

No, but he is the top banana for the next two years.
Looks like Iran is our next attempt at victory.

2007-01-31 20:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Another free thinker like Joe Biden.

2007-01-31 20:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I do not think that an individual who obviously,had the better portion of himself, run down his fathers leg should be asking such absurd questions

2007-01-31 20:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Did you learn that the same place you learned Jews are pigs and apes?

2007-02-01 01:46:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

According to the theory, we're all chimps.

2007-01-31 20:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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