Will make me happy
2007-01-31 11:32:33 · 29 answers · asked by Kel Kel 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol! thanx! :-)
2007-02-01 13:20:34 · update #1
There is greatness within you, even if you do not see it yourself
2007-01-31 11:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI! HOW R U THIS FINE EVENING??? GUESS WHAT??? YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! YOU U HAVE THE CHOICE; RULE THE WORLD OR LET SOME ONE ELSE DO IT!!! OR get everything FREE for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! Limited time offer. While the earth survives and supplies last.
(commercial)
"DUDE! Where's my car?!"
"On Mars."
"Can you get it for me?"
"No."
"Please? I'll pay in cash."
"How much?"
"My LIFE!"
"No."
"The world?"
"No."
"The UNIVERSE?!"
"... No."
"Wow. Who can refuse THAT offer? 'Speccialy for a stupid car."
"Its not stupid! It has Razer Beems, Fire Blasts, Super speed, AND a TV!"
"Dude. You're an ALIEN. How can you lose a CAR if you dont HAVE one?"
"Um... I dont know?"
"Yes, you do. DONT MAKE ME CALL THE CIS!!!"
"Oh No! Not the CIS!!!"
"Yes! The CIS!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
Cis- "Shut your trap! Both of ya! You are BOTH under arrest!"
"Why?"
"You are an alien from a different UNIVERSE AND YOU stole our girlfriends."
"No. They chose---"
"STOP! You're under arrest!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ILL NEVER GO DOWN THAT EASILY!!!!"
They both got arrested since the CIS offered coffee.
~~OR!~~
Smile. It confuses them. The idiots surrounding you, i mean. It always works on them. But not psychos. Trust me. I'm one. I know the idiot's every move. That's a good thing in war. KNowing your enemie's every move? Smart, un. "Un" means "yeah". How come i'm the only one who knows that in my town? What am i, a psycho?
teacher- Yes.
Class- So R U!!!
2007-01-31 19:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tobie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man had been in prison for 15 years and decided to escape. He dug a hole and came out in a playground. When he burst through the ground he yelled "I'm free, I'm free! A little girl looked at him and said, "Big deal, I'm four".
2007-01-31 19:38:30 · answer #3 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-31 19:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Puppies.
2007-01-31 19:44:03 · answer #5 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are Unique on this Earth, There's only one of you and there will only ever be one of you. You are special, a warm hearted, beautiful person.
Who cares what anyone else thinks ..
2007-01-31 19:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by InnerSymbiance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paper doll
2007-01-31 19:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by RIVER 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look like a cheerleader. :)
How funny that we all are kissing your, um, how do I say it politely, um tush, just to get 10 points.
Great Idea! I'll try that next week
2007-01-31 19:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by gone from here too 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Happy Joy Joy !! :-D
2007-01-31 21:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice pigtails!
2007-01-31 19:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was two muffins in the oven,one muffin sayin urghhh it's HOT in here!!
the other one freak out and like aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
a talking mufffiiinn!!!
2007-01-31 19:40:13 · answer #11 · answered by zarina s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋