why don't they actually have fortunes in them anymore?
2007-01-31 11:29:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
none of them are actually true
2007-01-31 11:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kurtis A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want a fortune in a fortune cookie? Foolish boy, that costs money!
2007-01-31 19:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by Erica R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it isn't funny to say "you will get a blow.job behind the quickie mart today" and a woman is the one who got it... it would not apply to her.. so they just put greeting like Hello, u are a lovely person, that most people would believe instead of a real fortune that might not apply to them.... and it's not like there would be a blank paper inside and the moment u crack it open writing appears with truth all over it, is it? Even tho that would be creepy.
2007-02-01 19:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by RE_FAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just good luck sayings to help one feel better after a meal. to teach positive thoughts so a person has a positive rather than a negative experience
2007-02-01 18:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B/c they aren't really true...they put something on there that will apply to everyone, that way no matter who gets it...it will make some sort of sense....That's what I assume
2007-01-31 19:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by luvaly_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is because it's a monopoly, (ha ha) and they can say what they want now that we're in the 21st century.
lol
: )
2007-01-31 20:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by Sammie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine do and i always get stupid retarded ones. one time i got one that said made in the USA! i'm not lying it was weird!
2007-02-04 14:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by Blah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any place you can advertise, you will advertise
2007-01-31 21:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋