John's garden shed
2007-01-31 10:48:11 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lt was an accident!
See what happened was.....I was going to go camping with some of my buddies. So I was digging through the shed, and I found the tent, and my fishing pole, and my tackle box, but I couldn't find the coleman latern. Tommy suggested that I use my lighter, because the light had burnt out and we couldn't see anything. Well Johnny found out we were going camping, and got mad, because we didn't invite him. (He always gets way too drunk, ends up hurting himself, and the trip is cut short, due to an emergancy room visit.) Well, I had JUST lit my lighter when Johnny came bursting into the shed, and I tripped over the tent and the lighter in my hand landed at the wall of the shed. It all happened so fast that I forgot to let up on the lighter, and it just caught fire....honest!
2007-01-31 11:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Patty O' Green 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no excuse. Pull up your 'big boy pants' and deal with the punishment he gives you. He might send you off to the Hoover Dam.
2007-01-31 20:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C /mon mate , a blokes shed , there's no excuse for that !!
2007-02-01 03:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cheaper than British Gas!!
2007-01-31 18:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a grand dad.........
Better love him all you can as long as you can.....
Mother nature will take its course in due time...
And you will be wondering why he loved you oh so much...
Maybe even that a new feeling arises ...
Of missing him...
2007-01-31 18:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by yahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has incontinence, right, and he is a little slow, right, and he gets things confused, right, you were just a little hasty, they'll understand.
2007-01-31 21:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gets in the way
2007-01-31 18:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by antagonist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he gave you the matches and fuel
2007-01-31 18:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by Michael F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was damp and you was trying to dry it out... you are a funny old toad....
2007-01-31 18:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it`s fun
2007-01-31 20:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋