If you could create a series of special and absurd matches for the WWE, with past and present wrestlers, what would they be?
For example one might have a Great Kahli vs Umaga match were the winner is the first to speak in legebile English. Or, one could have a "Let steal a car" handicap match with Cryme Tyme vs the Repo Man"
2007-01-31 10:30:36 · 9 answers · asked by mohacs1 3 in Sports ➔ Wrestling
Hacksaw Jim Duggan Vs Eugene in a multiple choice, 1st grade math contest where the loser has to leave on the special short school bus.
Matt Stirker Vs Big Dick Johnson in a loser wins a date with a happy ending with female body builder, Nicole Bass.
Macho Man Randy Savage VS Lex Luger: Winner gets a WWE contract again. Loser gets a contract too... but only to sell popcorn and beer in the stands.
Big Show Vs Boogieman: Loser eats his opponent's dinner. 25 triple chilli cheeseburgers w/ extra pickles or a plate of nightcrawlers.
Zach Gowen vs Ric Flair in a figure four leg lock match.
Sabu Vs Abdullah "The Butcher" : My scars are better than your scars match. Winner gets a new scar.... so does the loser.
Scott Stiener Vs Batista Vs Bobby Lashley VsChris "The Masterpiece" Masters Vs Ultimate Warrior : I bet I pump more horse steriods into my body than you do match. Winner get a gets a new syringe.
The Rock Vs Mr Kennedy Vs Chris Jericho Vs "The Model" Rick Martel Vs Randy Orton Vs "The Adorable One " Adrian Adonis : I have more mirrors in my home than you do match. Winner gets a photo shoot with a disposable camera.
Wee Man ( from Jackass ) Vs Little Bastard... no special match.. its good enough on its own!
Kevin Thorn Vs Gangrel: Loser gets his fangs yanked out with pliers by Kane who comes back dressed up as the insane dentist, Issac Yankem DDS.
2007-01-31 11:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tenchu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, hard...but here's mine
Battle of the Catchphrases: The Rock vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Jeff Hardy vs. Shane McMahon :Whoever Falls From the Highest Height Wins Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Goldberg vs. Undertaker vs. Whoever else who Hulks Up :Hulking Up Match
2007-01-31 11:38:45 · answer #2 · answered by HayabusaXGrey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kurt Angle. Only becasue he one that last 6-man. RVD Ha. Is Shane's girly punches really going to make anyone bleed? Stone Cold Triple H. Most expierenced and what doesnt he win nowadays?
2016-05-24 00:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a handicap death match between Carlito's fro, Edge's bleach blonde nightmare hair, and Balls Mahoney's hair vs. a pair of scissors.
2007-01-31 10:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by Harry A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good,
who is more messed up match between Kane and Undertaker
King Booker vs Jerry the "king"lawler for the better king match
RVD vs Sabu-Drug match
2007-01-31 10:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by Lights Out #3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris Masters vs Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit vs Chris Nowitsky vs Chris Sabin vs Christian for the honor of keeping your name lol.
Or John Cena vs Khali in an "I can't wrestle for my life but I can wrestle better than you!" match
2007-01-31 11:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by tr0y 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat man over the rope challange big sow vs khali vs rikishi vs vis vs henry vs umaga
cena vs batista vs miz vs mvp vs eugene vs william regal vs ric flair vs mnm every ecw superstar except punk, rvd, sabu,sandman and dreamer no holds barred match winner keeps job
2007-02-01 02:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by TyrantX 269 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me see tittie on pole match between trish & lita
2007-01-31 10:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell me.....u did'nt just say that......TELL ME!!!!! u did'nt....just say that.
2007-01-31 10:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋