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2007-01-31 10:09:44 · 16 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

that slimy perv Grassy accused me of having a meth lab in my basement. I have no friggin basement and have been off meth 23 days shy of 3 years. I do, however, have emails proving what a friggin perv that little penguin is.

2007-01-31 10:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by Joni J 6 · 4 0

I can think of two things. My ex accused me of 'creating drama' and 'disrespecting' him by calling him for help because I thought my cat ran away the other day.

The other was that I went out to dinner with about 12 people and one of the girls accused me of being responsible for the fact that we came up $30 short when it was time to pay the bill even though my meal was only $10 (I had put in $13 already)

2007-01-31 18:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Pico 7 · 0 0

Dragon was accused of steeling some Rum, except since JoBu is away fer awhile, Dragon can have some cuz she is guarding it and how can she guard it without taking a few lil sips evary *hic* wonsh in awhile?

2007-01-31 18:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 1 0

My last job I was accused of making sexual comments to the UPS delivery driver! This was after I reported to my boss that one of my coworkers was sexually harassing me so they accused me of some bogus stuff to get rid of me!! The guy (who actually admitted to making the comments I reported) still has his job!!

2007-01-31 18:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ASPCA was called when I told someone I spanked my monkey and choked my chicken I was sighted for animal cruelty so I sit around and play music on my skin flute....... here come the violation

2007-01-31 18:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by Umphery's Mc Joe'S 4 · 2 0

that i love my son more than my daughter. my 12 year old daughter and 7 year old son are arguing as usual, he does anything he can to annoy her, in turn when she hits him for it, she ends up getting in trouble. Then I'm the bad guy and she says i love him better than her...... i need a stiff drink and a vacation!!!!!!

2007-01-31 18:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by gymspirit 5 · 0 0

Sniffing glue. Apparently I have a weird sense of humor or something.

2007-01-31 18:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 0 0

It was simple possesion of marijauna, paraphenalia--the cops said I was a hardened criminal. What a bunch of *******.

2007-01-31 18:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by Elvis 3 · 1 0

Being to big of a goodie goodie.

2007-01-31 18:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by Rayne 5 · 0 0

Cheating on my boyfriend

2007-01-31 18:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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