2007-01-31 09:52:39 · 10 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Aye, tis a terrible thing to lose your clan's Tartan...
If I were you, I would get out me stout old Scottish Claymore Sword and have a go at his bonny head, that'll teach the wee lad!
2007-02-01 09:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal it back and replace it with a stolen tartan pencil (that belonged to the biggest guy there)
2007-01-31 18:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it a Dixon Ticonderoga number 2?
2007-01-31 17:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loch him up. whiskey him away. take his shortbreads and haggis that's all, apart from some wee burns. He may say he was lead astray, but don't be drawn in, get to the point and be sharp.
2007-02-01 10:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send him out to get you a long weight for your scales.
2007-01-31 17:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do YOU want cheaper car insurance, Melv ? Do you ?
2007-01-31 17:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was me, and I stole your nooo rubber!
2007-02-01 12:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray for him and let God handle him.
2007-01-31 18:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOh, where can I get one?
2007-01-31 18:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by 1K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pee in his a/c filter
2007-01-31 17:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋