And can I get an honorary membership just for being a closetted homosexual?
2007-01-31 08:45:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
No but you can give your soul to the devil without even realizing it to be a democratic liberal. :o)
2007-01-31 08:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by boz4425 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get fifty points if your backed and controlled by big business.25 points if its the Jews who control you,sorry its only 12 points for being homo,if you have at least 60 points then your a republican..when you get to be a republican its a done deal, your now an evil one, a demon, You work now totally for the devil alone,ain't our federal government wonderful!!, even evil can be President one day,and who says there against minoritys, oh wait there the majority now,because bush is still in office.sorry. My mistake.
2007-01-31 16:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care for the gay life-style. But there are worse things to
be a murder, a-lier, hurting kids or women.
If you believe in the best that american has to offer,
are willing to pursue your happiness, believe in the spirit of
the constution and that the individual american is soverign
with responsibilities and rewards.
If your individual choices don't hurt others, and you contribute
to the well being of the society, then for my money you
are a republican.
2007-01-31 16:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by saa932003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like Dave Chappele...........Michael Jackson,
Invites this kid over, ride rides, pets animals, gets cotton candy and somewhere in the middle of all of it, Mike pulls out some wine and pills, and sucks this kids d ick.
And then six months later that kid tries to sue Mike of sexual molestation............
Dave says, "Motha fu ck a, that is a good host! I invite you over and this is how you repay me?"
You shouldn't have to sell your soul to a party, but give them something in return and keep in the closet and they'll take you in :)
2007-01-31 16:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by John G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I changed from Democrat to Republican 10 years ago...it was easy...I just OPENED MY EYES!!!
2007-01-31 16:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by Misty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't sell my soul to the devil to become repub. but then again I didn't expect them to put Satan in the whitehouse
2007-01-31 16:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by Alan S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont think you can be a republican if you have a soul :) good luck
2007-01-31 16:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by MaryJane 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
up to u
2007-01-31 16:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by laydenirvine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋