1. a condom has been named after you
2. your cell phone hasn't rang in 24 hours
3. 35 (paid for) pizzas have just been delivered to you,its 2 a.m.
4. you just ate a 4 course meal at a relatives,then find out it was all roadkill
5. a cop gives you a speeding ticket for backing out your driveway
thanx~
2007-01-31 08:23:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. om freakin g
2. is it broken?
3. ey im tryin to sleep...but ill open the door anyways
4. ew..
5. same time tomorrow?
2007-01-31 12:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Is "Yuka" a good condom name? Uh... I think I'd be a bit offended that someone looked at me and thought "Yeah, she looks like a condom!"
2. That's no big deal. I don't mind have time to myself!
3. I'd have to tell them they got the wrong house. I'd feel guilty taking a whole party's worth of pizza (plus I wouldn't want to pay for it all)!
4. Those "relatives" had better watch their backs. If I saw them again, I'd kickass and take names!
5. I'd go file a complaint. That's stupid, and sounds like harrassment.
2007-01-31 16:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by Yuka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 - Great! A new pick up line!
2 - Nothing.
3 - Don't ask questions.
4 - Throw up and call animal control.
5 - Report his As.
2007-01-31 16:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. I'd be suprised; so my reputation has been heard! :)
2. I'd be dellighted
3. 2 am is not important, i'm insomniac! And for 35 pizzas, I'd pay and take them, I have friends who wouldn't bother to come over anytime for pizza!
4. I'd think as "somethings never change!"
5. Please look at number four.
2007-01-31 16:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. awww.....my bf must've made a brand of condoms just for me!
2. that would be wierd.......kinda impossible. my bf calls atleast once every 5 seconds, and my friends would too.....no thats impossible.
3. yay me.....2 am is snack time for me anyway
4. i wouldnt do that....im a vegetarian
5. r u kiddin me? that ********** is going down! aint no way he can **** with me like that.....shits not on
2007-01-31 16:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Argiiii. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. not surprised, im a superstud
2. good........peace and quiet
3. those pizzas are going down........my stomach that is
4. whatever, no big deal, i like any kind of meat
5. that cop is dead........especially since its an MP......and im in the Army.......
2007-01-31 17:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋