My limerick book's intro tells me that 'everyone know's the old chestnut "There was a young girl from Peru ..." etc but it only gives the first two lines. I don't know the rest and am intrigued!
2007-01-31 07:42:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There was a young girl from Peru,
who found an elephant's wang in her stew...
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
Or wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too."
2007-01-31 07:53:19 · answer #1 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
There are lots about the young girl from Peru
There was a young girl from Peru; Who badly wanted to screw. She tried a broom-handle: And the end of a candle; But threw them away for a Jew. ...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever to do. So she sat on the stairs, And counted **** hairs, Four thousand, three hundred and two. ...
But I have never heard one about an elephants wang so I will just make you an ending up.
There was a young girl from Peru, who found an elephant's wang in her stew... She took a mouth full or two; and gave a good chew; then threw it all up in the loo.
Ok so a poet I am not but as long as your smiling!
2007-01-31 11:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by tigger_pooh_on_you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young woman from Bude, who was arrested on stage in the nude. A man at the front, shouted out "****." Just like that. Right out loud. Isn't that rude?
2007-01-31 07:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know that one either. What book do you have?
I know "The Man from Nantucket" though...
2007-01-31 07:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would have to be a rather large pot to fit one of them in it
2007-01-31 07:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm intrigued!
someone please tell!
2007-01-31 07:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋