What's the strangest thing you ever stumbled into, tripped over, or fell on?

Answer 1

I tripped on a book at my sister's house and my face fell in her husband's lap. He kinda pressed me closer to his crouch which also began to stiffen and asked me if was I okay. Weird, huh?

Answer 2

I was walking my dog in the Florida Keys through the wooded hammock, next to a canal. We had made this walk a routine for months without any excitement. Then one day, out of nowhere, a huge green serpant sprang up and screamed and hissed and stood on it's hind legs for a few seconds before sliding into the water!

My dog, who barks and growls at everything, ran off behind me screaching like a little girl puppy! I fell down, I was so startled.

Later that week, I saw a newspaper article reporting a lost Komodo Dragon, eight feet long and two feet high. When it was on it's it's hind legs, it was almost five feet tall!

I almost crapped my pants!

Answer 3

A giant buffalo -

It was dark on the trail back to my dorm when I worked in Yellowstone national park.... I fell face first right into a mountain of smelly fur.
I did not realize what I had done until he opened his large eye and I saw the reflection of the moon in it.... he grunted once to let me know that he was angry.
I believe that if he had not been trying to sleep - I would have been in big trouble. I stepped cautiously backwards and then I remembered that you are not supposed to move around them in a circular fashion - that is a predatory movement. So I cut across the woods and went way out of my path to get home.

Answer 4

Well last night I turned off the lamp and headed to bed and I couldn't see because it was dark. I stumbled into the couch, then tripped over a shoe and fell on my cat. he said reeeeeeaaaaaaarrr!! lol. he didn't like that!! scared the sh*t out of both of us. lol.

Answer 5

I was working at a women's clothing store and I unpacked all kinds of dresses and ladies suits and hung them neatly on a rack. Well, it must have gotten tipsy, just as I leaned on it a little and the darn thing started to fall over. I tried to catch it but I couldn't and it fell on top of me in front of the staff and customers. All I could see was a supersized skirt in my face and all the customers and retail associates could see was my high heeled shoes sticking out!

Needless to say, I didn't think the job was for me and soon quit!

Answer 6

One time I got home from a party really late in the evening and as I was walking down the hallway to my bedroom I stepped on something that moved and I fell. I got up and turned the hall light on to find a 5' long black rat snake in the hall with me. it wasn't poisonous but it scared the hell outta me anyways.

Answer 7

In high school, I was playing football and in an attempt to avoid running into a cheerleader, I side-stepped her and ran face first into the 5 gallon gatorade cooler which landed on top of me. But hey, I won a date so it paid off.

Answer 8

I work in New Orleans as part of a demolition crew.
One day I tripped over a severed leg

I'd like to see anyone top that answer!

No? didn't think so.

Answer 9

The strangest is when you trip over absolutely nothing, because you look like a bloody fool when you do it.

Answer 10

well it wasnt me that tripped or fell but my brother.we were tripping on lsd about 6 years go and we were peeking hard.we were headed back to our house and all the sudden about 10 feet in front of my door my brother is waste deep in theyard.wtf? so my buddy and i get him out.the next day we go in the yard and look in the hole and there was a pic axe in the hole about an ich or two away from his man hood.lol fuking insane.we laughed about it but if he ha severed his johnson while we all tripping ......w old have been ******..